Wtf is going on? Year of the Nerd:
- Caltech won its first conference game in 310 games. They took a break from studying the 4th dimension and ending world hunger to beat Occidental 46-45 (what is this? A girls basketball score?)
- Butler basketball coach Brad Stevens (who bares a striking resemblance to Rick Moranis from “Honey! I Shrunk the Kids”) lead Butler to their second consecutive Final 4 appearance, making Butler the first team from Indiana to do so (Not Indiana, Purdue, or Notre Dame)
- Landry Fields, graduate of Stanford (they have those in the NBA?), proved himself to be a major part of the Knicks’ efforts this year… Just disregard their record since Melo joined the Knickerbockers.
- Caltech won its first conference game in 310 games. They took a break from studying the 4th dimension and ending world hunger to beat Occidental 46-45 (what is this? A girls basketball score?)
- Butler basketball coach Brad Stevens (who bares a striking resemblance to Rick Moranis from “Honey! I Shrunk the Kids”) lead Butler to their second consecutive Final 4 appearance, making Butler the first team from Indiana to do so (Not Indiana, Purdue, or Notre Dame)
- Landry Fields, graduate of Stanford (they have those in the NBA?), proved himself to be a major part of the Knicks’ efforts this year… Just disregard their record since Melo joined the Knickerbockers.
Not Year of the Jock:
- Miguel Cabrera gets arrested for driving while crunk and looking like a giddy school girl in his mugshot.
- Tiger Woods continued to show us that when not one woman on the face of the planet wants your piece anymore, you’re not a true athlete and you suck at your respective sport.
- The Fredette-Davies duo was foiled by some fornication and a Mormon code that forbids sex, cursing, and mocha frappuccinos...damn caffeine.
- Lawrence Taylor is put on probation for having sex with a 16 year old prostitute and Mark Sanchez hooks up with a 17 year old at the club. Next on the menu, A-Rod hitting on Rebecca Black.
- Miguel Cabrera gets arrested for driving while crunk and looking like a giddy school girl in his mugshot.
- Tiger Woods continued to show us that when not one woman on the face of the planet wants your piece anymore, you’re not a true athlete and you suck at your respective sport.
- The Fredette-Davies duo was foiled by some fornication and a Mormon code that forbids sex, cursing, and mocha frappuccinos...damn caffeine.
- Lawrence Taylor is put on probation for having sex with a 16 year old prostitute and Mark Sanchez hooks up with a 17 year old at the club. Next on the menu, A-Rod hitting on Rebecca Black.
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