I Owned Tom Brady's Shit on the Wonderlic

I can’t run a faster 40 than Jahvid Best (4.35). I can’t bench more than Vernon Gholston (37 reps at 225). Nor do I have the ups of Donald Washington (45 inches). 


I scored higher on the infamous Wonderlic Test (43 out of 50) administered at the NFL Combine than each of them as well as  Eli Manning, Tony Romo (I get it, his name rhymes with homo. Enough already), Steve Young, Tom Brady, John Elway, and Troy Aikman. Fun fact, I got 7 times Vince Young’s score. So, when does my million dollar signing bonus come in the mail? Maybe I can’t keep up with any of them at the combine, but at least I do have the upper hand on one of the combine’s challenges. Hit up this site to take the test for yourself, see what some of the big name players scored, and to read some other cool shit about this test (the test only takes 8 minutes, give it a shot).

-Mr. Brightside

NFL Lockout - Potential Rule Change #2

Continuing with the changes i would make if i were the commish, here's #2.

Change the overtime. Change it to anything but what it currently is. I would even be in favor of making the kickers fight UFC style for three rounds in order to decide a winner. Anything is better than the poppycock we have now. Whatever the change is, someone notify Donovan McNabb of it please.

-Mr. Brightside

Notre Dame "Fighting" Irish For a Reason

People are reacting to this NFL lockout in many different ways. I use it to bitch about what is wrong with the league. Chad Johnson decides to lace up and try out for an MLS team. Tom Zbikowski, yes the deadly returner and safety during his time out at Notre Dame who is currently with the Baltimore Ravens, is stepping into the ring Saturday night in Atlantic City as he looks to become 3-0 in his professional boxing career.  My question to everyone is, who would win in a fight between Tommy Zib (see his last fight here HERE, spoiler alert: first minute knockout) or the most over-hyped backyard brawler turned UFC fighter, Kimbo Slice. Keep in mind Kimbo lost to a guy with pink hair in 14 seconds (see HERE)?

-Mr. Brightside

NFL Lockout - Potential Rule Change #1

I'm gonna use the current NFL Lockout as an opportunity to state what changes I would make to the NFL since apparently we have to change kickoffs so that Reich Leader Goodell can implement his 18-game season....

Potential Rule Change #1 - 

Let celebrations happen. I don’t care how absurd Ocho-Johnson is, it’s good TV.  They’re playing in the goddamn NFL, and with all of the concussions people are receiving these days, who knows how long they’ll be celebrating for before they end up like Mohammed Ali (too soon?). 

REBUTTAL!!!!!

- Mr. Brightside