A Fight We'd Wanna See

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Why We Wanna See It: This is a classic "win-win" situation.  You have two artists who no one wants to ever listen to ever again.  The result of this fight (hopefully a couple busted vocal chords) can only make the world a better place.  

Who Wins: Rebecca Black will take the cake in this fight.  As much as screaming thirteen year-old girls don't want to admit it, Bieber is kind of a pussy.  Black would win with a quick KO, Kimbo Slice v. Pink-Hair Man style.  And if she was being indecisive about where to punch Justin, Usher's dad could come to save the day.  Biebs only has Usher.  

-Major

Notre Dame "Fighting" Irish For a Reason

People are reacting to this NFL lockout in many different ways. I use it to bitch about what is wrong with the league. Chad Johnson decides to lace up and try out for an MLS team. Tom Zbikowski, yes the deadly returner and safety during his time out at Notre Dame who is currently with the Baltimore Ravens, is stepping into the ring Saturday night in Atlantic City as he looks to become 3-0 in his professional boxing career.  My question to everyone is, who would win in a fight between Tommy Zib (see his last fight here HERE, spoiler alert: first minute knockout) or the most over-hyped backyard brawler turned UFC fighter, Kimbo Slice. Keep in mind Kimbo lost to a guy with pink hair in 14 seconds (see HERE)?

-Mr. Brightside