A Fight We'd Wanna See - Charlie Sheen vs. A Zombie Apocalypse

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Why We Wanna See It:  Who on Earth wouldn't want to see this?  It's like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.  You know Charlie's ready to go.  I think he'd be just like Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, just absolutely tearing shit up all over the planet.  Just winning all over the place.

Who'd Win: The zombies, hands down.  Charlie'd last awhile, with all that tiger blood running through his veins, but in the end, the only thing that is more screwed up in the head than Sheen is a zombie.  When Sheen's done with all the alcohol and drugs, he'll cave.




-Major

A Fight We'd Wanna See

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Why We Wanna See It: This is a classic "win-win" situation.  You have two artists who no one wants to ever listen to ever again.  The result of this fight (hopefully a couple busted vocal chords) can only make the world a better place.  

Who Wins: Rebecca Black will take the cake in this fight.  As much as screaming thirteen year-old girls don't want to admit it, Bieber is kind of a pussy.  Black would win with a quick KO, Kimbo Slice v. Pink-Hair Man style.  And if she was being indecisive about where to punch Justin, Usher's dad could come to save the day.  Biebs only has Usher.  

-Major