Can John Lackey Save the Sox Today?

Of course he can...just ask him.

A Fight We'd Wanna See - Charlie Sheen vs. A Zombie Apocalypse

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Why We Wanna See It:  Who on Earth wouldn't want to see this?  It's like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.  You know Charlie's ready to go.  I think he'd be just like Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, just absolutely tearing shit up all over the planet.  Just winning all over the place.

Who'd Win: The zombies, hands down.  Charlie'd last awhile, with all that tiger blood running through his veins, but in the end, the only thing that is more screwed up in the head than Sheen is a zombie.  When Sheen's done with all the alcohol and drugs, he'll cave.




-Major

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!

We get it Mark, you're jacked.  Put a shirt on, please.  God bless the person who told Marky to stick to acting.  Is there footage from The Fighter in here? I wasn't sure.  Anyone want to bring back the "humping the ground" dance move?

Notre Dame "Fighting" Irish For a Reason

People are reacting to this NFL lockout in many different ways. I use it to bitch about what is wrong with the league. Chad Johnson decides to lace up and try out for an MLS team. Tom Zbikowski, yes the deadly returner and safety during his time out at Notre Dame who is currently with the Baltimore Ravens, is stepping into the ring Saturday night in Atlantic City as he looks to become 3-0 in his professional boxing career.  My question to everyone is, who would win in a fight between Tommy Zib (see his last fight here HERE, spoiler alert: first minute knockout) or the most over-hyped backyard brawler turned UFC fighter, Kimbo Slice. Keep in mind Kimbo lost to a guy with pink hair in 14 seconds (see HERE)?

-Mr. Brightside