Yeah that's right, Yaya Touré. That's this guy's legit name. And not only is his name the fucking tits, but he lights shit up on the pitch for Manchester City. He plays alongside his brother Kolo Touré, so in order to make things less confusing, they both play with their full names on the back of their jerseys. It's perfect: He gets to have "Yaya" on his back all game.Naturally I had to buy his jersey, right? Did I buy his jersey online through some very questionable asian website? Yes. Did it only cost $15 bucks? Yes. Did I have to order an "Asian Adult XXL"? Yes.
Completely worth it.
- The Major
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