Mr. Brightside's Take on Pizza Pies:
As a pizza messenger expert, mastering my profession at Sopranos Pizzeria in New Milford, NJ, I can affirm that it is in fact proper to refer to pizza as “pies”. After all, you get a slice of pizza and of course the slice is part of the whole pie.
When we were posed with the problem of a caller asking for “two cheese pizzas”, our call girl was puzzled. Frantic, she put in the order for 2 pies, thinking these people must just be whack. After reading the lady the total of the order, the caller said it couldn’t be right. Apparently she was looking to buy 2 slices of pizza. Besides wanting to avoid this general confusion, we use the term “pies”.
I have a better idea: since any pizza not within the tri-state area, Chicago, or occasional hole-in-the-wall joint in the North End of Boston is legit shit on a plate, from now let the term “pizza pie” denote pizza that is actually consumable and doesn’t make me want to wish I was a bitch and ordered a salad from the pizzeria.
DISCLAIMER: DOMINOS, PAPER JOHN’S, AND PIZZA HUT DOES NOT COUNT AS GOOD PIZZA. IT’S THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL.
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